Children's Books We'll Never Read
  Author: From the Washington Post's reader's competition  
  Notes: The Washington Post ran a competition amongst its readers that resulted in this rather disturbing collection of childrenís books unlikely to ever be published. A number of malicious comedy writers have added to it over the years.  

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Your Nightmares Are Real!
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Dadís New Wife, Robert
The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Where's Godot?
Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad


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