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Buzzword Number Game
  Author: Philip Broughton  
  Notes: A predecessor to Tom Davis and Seth Katz's idea of "Buzzword Bingo" was published way back in 1968 by Philip Broughton, 63, a US Public Health Service official. It was reported in Newsweek Magazine. He called it the Buzz Phrase Projector. Interesting that he used the word 'digital' way back in 1968!  
     
   

Presenting the Buzzword Number Game. Whenever you are stuck for a wise-sounding buzzword, simply think of any three number sequence. Then match them with any of the words below. For instance, number 257 produces “systematized logistical projection,” a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that it won't be admitted.

0. integrated

0. management

0. options

1. heuristic

1. organizational

1. flexibility

2. systematized

2. monitored

2. capability

3. parallel

3. reciprocal

3. mobility

4. functional

4. digital

4. programming

5. responsive

5. logistical

5. scenarios

6. optional

6. transitional

6. time-phase

7. synchronized

7. incremental

7. projection

8. compatible

8. third-generation

8. hardware

9. balanced

9. policy

9. contingency

 

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